Girl About Town and Consultant B have been discussing this month’s journals…
GAT has also been conducting an audit on the wards and has discovered a relationship between number of attempts required to insert a cannula (>3) and poor performance in the bedroom (p<0.05) and feels a publication within her grasp…

Meanwhile back in theatre 13, GAT and Consultant D are in awe at the dimensions of the rectal ultrasound probe and are convinced that it must have other uses… GAT asks if she can borrow one for her labrador to chase after in the park…