GAT has her cake and eats it

Girl About Town has often been told to beware of Greeks bearing gifts and today was no exception. I am currently consoling GS who recently had a liaison with SpR Zeus. GS was very much under the impression that in 9 months time she would have a child and call it Hercules though sadly 9 days have passed and she now has a rash that she can call herpes…

GAT is also wondering whether to give 'God’s gift to anaesthesia' (or Consultant B) a present this Christmas. I am excited to learn that I may run into Cons B over the holiday period which really would be the icing on the Christmas cake... Who knows, maybe he’ll even get a slice of the action…